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He's having a Nightmare!
Nightmare Soccer challenges you to pick the worst team in the English Premier League. You gain points from your players' misfortune - if your forwards can't score, they'll be doing well in Nightmare Soccer. If your goalkeeper is conceding lots of goals, he'll be a Nightmare star too.

We split our Nightmare teams into separate divisions, so there's always something to play for - promotion, European qualification, success in the Cups, or just a battle to avoid the embarrassment of relegation…

Click here for a full introduction to Nightmare Soccer

Click on the links below for the rules and all the advice you need on how to manage your Nightmare 11.

Nightmare Soccer Premier League

How to qualify for European competitions

How players score Nightmare points

Transfers

Head-to-head matches and how you score goals

Nightmare Soccer Champions' League

Eur'opeless League
 
 
NEWS + UPDATES
Week 4 - Terrorists best, Keep Calm stay top
Week 3 - Keep Calm go top
Week 2 - Wat a Team!
Week 1 - new Managers share top spot
Changes for 2019-20
European competitions return
 
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Kurt ZoumaCHELSEA395
Abdoulaye DoucoureWATFORD373
David LuizARSENAL329
Chris WoodBURNLEY316
TrezequetASTON VILLA29
Luka MilivojevicCRYSTAL PALACE299
Tim KrulNORWICH295
Max AaronsNORWICH28
Jose HolebasWATFORD287
Cesar AzpilicuetaCHELSEA275
KepaCHELSEA275
Craig DawsonWATFORD275
Kiko FemeniaWATFORD277

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WORST NIGHTMARES
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Sergio AgueroMAN CITY-16-2
Teemu PukkiNORWICH-8-2
Pierre-Emerick AubameyangARSENAL-5-5
Sadio ManeLIVERPOOL-5-5
Calum ChambersARSENAL-3
Mohamed SalahLIVERPOOL-3-2
Serge AurierTOTTENHAM-3-3
Antonio RudigerCHELSEA-1-2
Alexandre LacazetteARSENAL0
Johann GudmundssonBURNLEY0
Jeff HendrickBURNLEY0-2
Martin KellyCRYSTAL PALACE0
Scott DannCRYSTAL PALACE0
Raheem SterlingMAN CITY03
FernandinhoMAN CITY0
Rob ElliotNEWCASTLE0
Cedric SoaresSOUTHAMPTON0-3