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He's having a Nightmare!
Nightmare Soccer challenges you to pick the worst team in the English Premier League. You gain points from your players' misfortune - if your forwards can't score, they'll be doing well in Nightmare Soccer. If your goalkeeper is conceding lots of goals, he'll be a Nightmare star too.

We split our Nightmare teams into separate divisions, so there's always something to play for - promotion, European qualification, success in the Cups, or just a battle to avoid the embarrassment of relegation…

Click here for a full introduction to Nightmare Soccer

Click on the links below for the rules and all the advice you need on how to manage your Nightmare 11.

Nightmare Soccer Premier League

How to qualify for European competitions

How players score Nightmare points

Transfers

Head-to-head matches and how you score goals

Nightmare Soccer Champions' League

Eur'opeless League
 
 
NEWS + UPDATES
Changes for 2019-20
European competitions return
 
TOP NIGHTMARES
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Abdoulaye DoucoureWATFORD1616
Kurt ZoumaCHELSEA1515
Grant HanleyNORWICH1515
Issa DiopWEST HAM1515
Fabian BalbuenaWEST HAM1313
Morgan SchneiderlinEVERTON1212
Ryan FredericksWEST HAM1111
Lukasz FabianskiWEST HAM1111
Aaron CresswellWEST HAM1111
Andreas ChristensenCHELSEA99
Emerson PalmieriCHELSEA99
KepaCHELSEA99
Tammy AbrahamCHELSEA99
Cesar AzpilicuetaCHELSEA99
Tim KrulNORWICH99
Max AaronsNORWICH99
Jamal LewisNORWICH99

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WORST NIGHTMARES
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Ashley BarnesBURNLEY-5-5
Raheem SterlingMAN CITY-5-5
Marcus RashfordMAN UNITED-5-5
Harry KaneTOTTENHAM-5-5
Calum ChambersARSENAL-3-3
Ainsley Maitland-NilesARSENAL-3-3
Bernd LenoARSENAL-3-3
Nacho MonrealARSENAL-3-3
SokratisARSENAL-3-3
Mathew RyanBRIGHTON-3-3
Dan BurnBRIGHTON-3-3
Shane DuffyBRIGHTON-3-3
Martin MontoyaBRIGHTON-3-3
Johann GudmundssonBURNLEY-3-3
Nick PopeBURNLEY-3-3
Matthew LowtonBURNLEY-3-3
Ben MeeBURNLEY-3-3
Erik PietersBURNLEY-3-3
James TarkowskiBURNLEY-3-3
Patrick Van AanholtCRYSTAL PALACE-3-3
Martin KellyCRYSTAL PALACE-3-3
Vicente GuaitaCRYSTAL PALACE-3-3
Scott DannCRYSTAL PALACE-3-3
Joel WardCRYSTAL PALACE-3-3
Seamus ColemanEVERTON-3-3
Yerry MinaEVERTON-3-3
Jordan PickfordEVERTON-3-3
Lucas DigneEVERTON-3-3
Michael KeaneEVERTON-3-3
Caglar SoyuncuLEICESTER CITY-3-3
Kasper SchmeichelLEICESTER CITY-3-3
Ricardo PereiraLEICESTER CITY-3-3
Jonny EvansLEICESTER CITY-3-3
Ben ChilwellLEICESTER CITY-3-3
John StonesMAN CITY-3-3
Oleksandr ZinchenkoMAN CITY-3-3
EdersonMAN CITY-3-3
Aymeric LaporteMAN CITY-3-3
David De GeaMAN UNITED-3-3
Aaron Wan-BissakaMAN UNITED-3-3
Luke ShawMAN UNITED-3-3
Harry MaguireMAN UNITED-3-3
Rui PatricioWOLVES-3-3
Conor CoadyWOLVES-3-3
Willy BolyWOLVES-3-3
Ryan BennettWOLVES-3-3
Matt DohertyWOLVES-3-3