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He's having a Nightmare!
Nightmare Soccer challenges you to pick the worst team in the English Premier League. You gain points from your players' misfortune - if your forwards can't score, they'll be doing well in Nightmare Soccer. If your goalkeeper is conceding lots of goals, he'll be a Nightmare star too.

We split our Nightmare teams into separate divisions, so there's always something to play for - promotion, European qualification, success in the Cups, or just a battle to avoid the embarrassment of relegation…

Click here for a full introduction to Nightmare Soccer

Click on the links below for the rules and all the advice you need on how to manage your Nightmare 11.

Nightmare Soccer Premier League

How to qualify for European competitions

How players score Nightmare points

Transfers

Head-to-head matches and how you score goals

Nightmare Soccer Champions' League

Eur'opeless League
 
 
REPORTS
Week 38: Jahanbaksh nudges Muppets closer
Week 37: time running out...?
Week 36 update
Week 35 update
Week 34: Christoffam's late push?
Week 33: Keep Calm's new record
Week 32: Oli&Luke reduce gap to 16
Week 31: Muppets respond to pressure
Week 30: Top 5 Squeeze
Week 29: Getting close at the top
Week 28: Oli&Luke closing in
 
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Christopher SchindlerHUDDERSFIELD1783
Ben MeeBURNLEY1767
Denis OdoiFULHAM159
Terence KongoloHUDDERSFIELD1593
Sean MorrisonCARDIFF CITY143-1
Charlie TaylorBURNLEY1427
Chris LoweHUDDERSFIELD141
Bruno Ecuele MangaCARDIFF CITY138-3
Aleksandar MitrovicFULHAM1386
Conor CoadyWOLVES1375

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WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Sadio ManeLIVERPOOL-18-6
Mohamed SalahLIVERPOOL-170
Virgil Van DijkLIVERPOOL-14-3
Oleksandr ZinchenkoMAN CITY-123
Willy CaballeroCHELSEA-6-3
Trent Alexander-ArnoldLIVERPOOL-6-3
Raheem SterlingMAN CITY-52
Aymeric LaporteMAN CITY-4-2
John RuddyWOLVES-3
AlissonLIVERPOOL-2-3
Nicolas OtamendiMAN CITY-21