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He's having a Nightmare!
Nightmare Soccer challenges you to pick the worst team in the English Premier League. You gain points from your players' misfortune - if your forwards can't score, they'll be doing well in Nightmare Soccer. If your goalkeeper is conceding lots of goals, he'll be a Nightmare star too.

We split our Nightmare teams into separate divisions, so there's always something to play for - promotion, European qualification, success in the Cups, or just a battle to avoid the embarrassment of relegation…

Click here for a full introduction to Nightmare Soccer

Click on the links below for the rules and all the advice you need on how to manage your Nightmare 11.

Nightmare Soccer Premier League

How to qualify for European competitions

How players score Nightmare points

Transfers

Head-to-head matches and how you score goals

Nightmare Soccer Champions' League

Eur'opeless League
 
 
NEWS + UPDATES
Week 14 - Champions into top 5
Week 13 - Hackers reduce gap
Week 12 - Woodenmen star, leaders have a 'mare
Week 11 - Muppets hit top 5
Week 10 - Hackers gain on leaders
 
TOP NIGHTMARES
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Ryan BertrandSOUTHAMPTON78
Jan BednarekSOUTHAMPTON76
Abdoulaye DoucoureWATFORD70
Jose HolebasWATFORD67
JoelintonNEWCASTLE64
Max AaronsNORWICH64
Ben GodfreyNORWICH62
Ben FosterWATFORD62
Kiko FemeniaWATFORD62
Issa DiopWEST HAM61

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WORST NIGHTMARES
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Jamie VardyLEICESTER CITY-6
Charlie TaylorBURNLEY-5
David MartinWEST HAM-3
Kelechi IheanachoLEICESTER CITY-2
Ricardo PereiraLEICESTER CITY-2
Sergio AgueroMAN CITY-2
Antonio RudigerCHELSEA-1
Ben ChilwellLEICESTER CITY-1
Diogo DalotMAN UNITED-1
Sebastian ProdlWATFORD-1