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He's having a Nightmare!
Nightmare Soccer challenges you to pick the worst team in the English Premier League. You gain points from your players' misfortune - if your forwards can't score, they'll be doing well in Nightmare Soccer. If your goalkeeper is conceding lots of goals, he'll be a Nightmare star too.

We split our Nightmare teams into separate divisions, so there's always something to play for - promotion, European qualification, success in the Cups, or just a battle to avoid the embarrassment of relegation…

Click here for a full introduction to Nightmare Soccer

Click on the links below for the rules and all the advice you need on how to manage your Nightmare 11.

Nightmare Soccer Premier League

How to qualify for European competitions

How players score Nightmare points

Transfers

Head-to-head matches and how you score goals

Nightmare Soccer Champions' League

Eur'opeless League
 
 
REPORTS
Week 30: Top 5 Squeeze
Week 29: Getting close at the top
Week 28: Oli&Luke closing in
Week 27: Panic at the top again
Week 26: 3 way tie
Week 25: Athletico's big gain from random transfers
Week 24: Attacks on top
Week 23: Oli&Luke back on form
Week 22: Finally: a Muppet disaster
 
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Denis OdoiFULHAM160
Ben MeeBURNLEY1515
Christopher SchindlerHUDDERSFIELD133
Charlie TaylorBURNLEY1255
Sean MorrisonCARDIFF CITY118
Aleksandar MitrovicFULHAM1163
Bruno Ecuele MangaCARDIFF CITY114
Joe BryanFULHAM1137
Deandre YedlinNEWCASTLE1135
Jean Michael SeriFULHAM1124

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WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Sadio ManeLIVERPOOL-12-1
Mohamed SalahLIVERPOOL-112
Virgil Van DijkLIVERPOOL-83
Trent Alexander-ArnoldLIVERPOOL-53
Raheem SterlingMAN CITY-5
Dejan LovrenLIVERPOOL-4
Willy CaballeroCHELSEA-3
Joe GomezLIVERPOOL-3
Oleksandr ZinchenkoMAN CITY-3
John RuddyWOLVES-3