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How to qualify for Europe
As with the 'real world' there are two European competitions that your team aims to qualify for each season, the Nightmare Soccer Champions' League and the Eur'opeless League.

Each manager can have a maximum of two teams qualify for Europe - one in the Champions' League and one in the Eur'opeless League, or two in the Eur'opeless League. If you have more than two teams in qualification positions, the teams that have performed best will take the European places.
 
Qualifying through Nightmare Soccer Premier League
  • Division One - top two qualify for the Champions' League with 3rd, 4th and 5th qualifying for the Eur'opeless League
  • Divisions Two, Three and Four - top two qualify for the Champions' League with 3rd and 4th qualifying for the Eur'opeless League
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    Qualifying through the Sweet-FA Cup
    The winners of the Sweet-FA Cup earn a place in the Champions' League.
     
    Holders
    The winners of the Champions' League and the Eur'opeless League qualify for the following season's competitions.
     
     
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