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WEEK 23
Keep Calm see their lead reduced by 18 points thanks to a fine 42 point week for The Last Minutes. That’s the week’s top score and the gap is now 28.

 
WEEK 22 - GREAT ESCAPE BACK WITH A BANG
She's a bit late this year, but Cameron Patrick is back with her Nightmare 11 The Great Escape. The last 2 years on Jan 1st, Escape have joined Division Three and then set about trying not to get relegated. They have narrowly failed on both occasions, but have started extremely well this time round. Great Escape are Week 22's Nightmare 11 of the Week with 60 points. If it wasn't for Anwar El Ghazi's 92nd minute penalty, it would have been 68.

Escape had 349 points to make up, to catch the Nightmare 11 in 10th, with 17 sets of matches remaining (plus West Ham v Liverpool, rearranged for Jan 29th). The first week has seen them reduce that target by 46 points, to 303. An average of a 19 point gain each Nightmare week would do it.
 
KEEP CALM RE-OPEN GAP
43 points for Keep Calm And Mkhitaryan is the week's 3rd best, and sees them pull away at the top again. Schoolboy Errors slip back to 3rd, The Last Minutes back in 2nd, and the gap between the top two increases from 20 to 46 points. From 2nd, 10 points separate the next five teams including three in equal 4th.
 
TOP TEAMS this week
Team/ManagerPoints
The Last Minutes
Patrick O’Reilly
42
The Magical LOEs
Eloise Willingham
40
Breasts Go Pop!
Anna Millen
39
Schoolboy Errors
Oliver Willingham
37
Chivtasticoos
Lee Chivers
32
TOP PLAYERS this week
NameTeamPoints
Steve CookBOURNEMOUTH22
Troy DeeneyWATFORD16
Ben GodfreyNORWICH15
Jamie VardyLEICESTER CITY13
FernandinhoMAN CITY13
Jack StephensSOUTHAMPTON11
 
NIGHTMARE SOCCER - free fantasy football with a sense of humour
 
ENTRY STILL OPEN FOR THE NEW SEASON
Our existing Managers are under way, but you can enter Nightmare Soccer at any time - your Nightmare 11 will be entered into a new Division with other new teams so you're not at a disadvantage even when the season has started.

Click the Join Now link above to join the fun, read about Nightmare Soccer below and/or click the About link to find out more...
 
he's having a nightmare!
As football fans we’ve all experienced that feeling of exasperation when your star striker misses a sitter, puts a penalty past the post or just goes missing for 90 minutes. The sudden onset of desperation when your centre back nods the ball over your ‘keeper into his own net, and the deflation when your captain is sent off for a silly second yellow just when it looks like your team’s getting back into the match.

Well now you can turn these Nightmare events to your advantage... play Nightmare Soccer now!
 
what's it about?
Nightmare Soccer challenges you to pick the worst team possible from the Premier League. Pick your selection of unlikely lads to make up your Nightmare 11 - then sit back and watch them perform... disastrously, you hope! You gain points from your players’ misfortunes - if your forwards can’t score, they’ll be doing well in Nightmare Soccer. If your goalkeeper is conceding lots of goals, he’ll be a Nightmare star too. It’s all quite simple - the worse your Nightmare 11 perform, the more points they get. So every time one of your players ‘has a Nightmare’ you can look forward to a successful week in Nightmare Soccer.
 
what does it cost and what can i win?
The rather sad hobby of one man for 20 years now, Nightmare Soccer is just for fun. It’s completely free to play and there are no big cash prizes to win. Our big winners receive an engraved Nightmare Soccer pint glass to commemorate their achievements; other prizes include mugs, key rings, pens, mouse mats etc.
 
build your unique Nightmare 11 in the player auctions
Did you ever play a fantasy football game, have an amazing week then find out your best mate’s got all the same players that did so well for you? Would Harry Kane have been so effective last season if he was playing for 13 teams each week, as he was in the fantasy mini league I took part in? When you enter Nightmare Soccer your team is allocated into a division with a maximum of 16 teams and we start the season with a bidding war, the gloves come off as you fight it out for the players you want. Safe in the knowledge no-one else in your division has any of your players, you really can enjoy your Saturday night on that magical day when one of your Nightmare boys misses a penalty, scores an own goal and gets sent off.

Once the season starts, you can change your team whenever you want, but you will only be able to buy players who are not already playing for another Nightmare 11 in your division. A new signing starts playing for you from the start of the next set of Premier League matches - so if you buy a player once a weekend's set of fixtures is already under way, he won't score any points for your Nightmare 11 until the next set of matches.
 
promotion, relegation, cup competitions and even the Nightmare Soccer champions' league
Because your team competes in a realistic size division, Nightmare Soccer gives you the extra challenges of aiming for promotion, to avoid relegation, and to qualify for Europe. Finish high enough in your division and you could qualify for the Champions’ League or the Eur’opeless League the following season.

If you’re awful enough to qualify for Europe, your team will go head to head with another Nightmare team on Champions’ League and Eur’opeless League match days. Unlike other competitions where head to head ties usually end in ridiculous results like 64-42, our innovative ‘goal scoring’ system means match scores are realistic and there’s a fair chance of ties ending in a draw.

Our domestic Cups follow the same format… the Sweet-FA Cup is our version of the FA Cup.
 
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NEWS + UPDATES
Week 21 - Bumper week for LOEs
Week 20 - Creutzfeld + Swiffer share honours
Week 19 - Low scores at the top
Week 18 - Downhill In Reverse
Week 17 - Experimental On Fire
 
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
JoelintonNEWCASTLE1073
Tim KrulNORWICH1031
Max AaronsNORWICH101-3
Ryan BertrandSOUTHAMPTON967
Jan BednarekSOUTHAMPTON964
Steve CookBOURNEMOUTH9322
Gerard DeulofeuWATFORD906
Callum WilsonBOURNEMOUTH869
Wilfried ZahaCRYSTAL PALACE853
Ben GodfreyNORWICH8515
Abdoulaye DoucoureWATFORD854

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WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Sergio AgueroMAN CITY-15-5
Joe GomezLIVERPOOL-7-3
Virgil Van DijkLIVERPOOL-4-8
Sebastian ProdlWATFORD-1