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WEEK 28 - SATURDAY
Well there are still four matches to come in this Nightmare week, but The Last Minutes seriously look like they mean business having reached top spot. Top scorers on Saturday with 42 points, looking at the top five the 5th best is just 25.

I mentioned last week that "Minutes - made up entirely of new signings in the pre-season and January transfer windows - have benefitted hugely from packing their Nightmare 11 with Aston Villa players". 32 of Minutes' 42 points on Saturday came from their Villa boys.

Over-powered previous leaders Keep Calm And Mkhitaryan could still have four men in action on Sunday/Monday (we understand Christoph Zimmermann won't play for Norwich due to injury) compared to The Last Minutes' one. But - with Keep Calm having lost 32 points on Minutes on Saturday - Keep Calm need something remarkable to regain significant ground.

Evan if they do - Aston Villa's next three matches are against Man City, Leicester and Chelsea... Things look very rosy in Last Minutes land.
 
TOP TEAMS this week
Team/ManagerPoints
The Last Minutes
Patrick O’Reilly
42
Chivtasticoos
Lee Chivers
41
The Muppets
Richard Hancy
35
Rogues FC
Denis Meenan
28
The Magical LOEs
Eloise Willingham
25
TOP PLAYERS this week
NameTeamPoints
Valentino LazaroNEWCASTLE19
Sergio AgueroMAN CITY16
Adam SmithBOURNEMOUTH13
Dennis PraetLEICESTER CITY10
Pepe ReinaASTON VILLA9
Steve CookBOURNEMOUTH9
Simon FrancisBOURNEMOUTH9
Antonio RudigerCHELSEA9
JoelintonNEWCASTLE9
 
NIGHTMARE SOCCER - free fantasy football with a sense of humour
 
he's having a nightmare!
As football fans we’ve all experienced that feeling of exasperation when your star striker misses a sitter, puts a penalty past the post or just goes missing for 90 minutes. The sudden onset of desperation when your centre back nods the ball over your ‘keeper into his own net, and the deflation when your captain is sent off for a silly second yellow just when it looks like your team’s getting back into the match.

Well now you can turn these Nightmare events to your advantage... play Nightmare Soccer now!
 
what's it about?
Nightmare Soccer challenges you to pick the worst team possible from the Premier League. Pick your selection of unlikely lads to make up your Nightmare 11 - then sit back and watch them perform... disastrously, you hope! You gain points from your players’ misfortunes - if your forwards can’t score, they’ll be doing well in Nightmare Soccer. If your goalkeeper is conceding lots of goals, he’ll be a Nightmare star too. It’s all quite simple - the worse your Nightmare 11 perform, the more points they get. So every time one of your players ‘has a Nightmare’ you can look forward to a successful week in Nightmare Soccer.
 
what does it cost and what can i win?
The rather sad hobby of one man for 20 years now, Nightmare Soccer is just for fun. It’s completely free to play and there are no big cash prizes to win. Our big winners receive an engraved Nightmare Soccer pint glass to commemorate their achievements; other prizes include mugs, key rings, pens, mouse mats etc.
 
build your unique Nightmare 11 in the player auctions
Did you ever play a fantasy football game, have an amazing week then find out your best mate’s got all the same players that did so well for you? Would Harry Kane have been so effective last season if he was playing for 13 teams each week, as he was in the fantasy mini league I took part in? When you enter Nightmare Soccer your team is allocated into a division with a maximum of 16 teams and we start the season with a bidding war, the gloves come off as you fight it out for the players you want. Safe in the knowledge no-one else in your division has any of your players, you really can enjoy your Saturday night on that magical day when one of your Nightmare boys misses a penalty, scores an own goal and gets sent off.

Once the season starts, you can change your team whenever you want, but you will only be able to buy players who are not already playing for another Nightmare 11 in your division. A new signing starts playing for you from the start of the next set of Premier League matches - so if you buy a player once a weekend's set of fixtures is already under way, he won't score any points for your Nightmare 11 until the next set of matches.
 
promotion, relegation, cup competitions and even the Nightmare Soccer champions' league
Because your team competes in a realistic size division, Nightmare Soccer gives you the extra challenges of aiming for promotion, to avoid relegation, and to qualify for Europe. Finish high enough in your division and you could qualify for the Champions’ League or the Eur’opeless League the following season.

If you’re awful enough to qualify for Europe, your team will go head to head with another Nightmare team on Champions’ League and Eur’opeless League match days. Unlike other competitions where head to head ties usually end in ridiculous results like 64-42, our innovative ‘goal scoring’ system means match scores are realistic and there’s a fair chance of ties ending in a draw.

Our domestic Cups follow the same format… the Sweet-FA Cup is our version of the FA Cup.
 
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NEWS + UPDATES
Week 27 - Keep Calm deposed after 24 weeks
Week 26 - single point separates top 2
Week 25 - just the one match
Week 24 - Minutes move between 10
 
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
JoelintonNEWCASTLE1349
Tim KrulNORWICH108
Max AaronsNORWICH106
Ryan BertrandSOUTHAMPTON104-3
Wilfried ZahaCRYSTAL PALACE1033
Steve CookBOURNEMOUTH1029
Jan BednarekSOUTHAMPTON102-3
Gerard DeulofeuWATFORD99
Callum WilsonBOURNEMOUTH976
Declan RiceWEST HAM95

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WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Joe GomezLIVERPOOL-13
Virgil Van DijkLIVERPOOL-10
Eric BaillyMAN UNITED-3
Sebastian Prodl.NO LONGER IN PREM.-1