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WEEK 15 - TUESDAY NIGHT
So an additional 'Nightmare' week got under way on Tuesday night with two matches. With eight more to come in the next two nights, not much should be read into the weekly tables so far.

Mamadou Sakho starred on the night, with only his third start of the season lasting around 19 minutes before he saw red. A 16 point Nightmare performance is great news for PSW Memories, who collected another 8 points elsewhere to finish the night as the best performers with 24 points. Memories provisionally climb off the very bottom of the overall table, and of Division Two.

Swiffer also have Sakho among their Nightmare 11, and Andrew White's men move out of the Division One relegation zone, having been one of three teams in equal 11th.
 
SOLANKE SWAP BENEFITTING MUPPETS
It's been interesting to watch the gradual rise of last season's big two - Oli&Luke 11 and The Muppets - who went right to the last few minutes of the last match of the season before Oli&Luke snatched the Championship from Muppets' grasp. Both had unusually poor starts this time round and took a while to get their act together, but have been steadily climbing the League.

At the moment they are battling it out for 5th/6th place in the League, 6th/7th overall, with 5 points between the two as it stands. Muppets' 11 points on Tuesday, while Oli&Luke picked up -1, has put Richard Hancy's boys ahead. 9 of The Muppets' Tuesday night score came from Dominic Solanke... signed by Oli&Luke on Week 11, the Bournemouth forward was dumped three weeks later after a single sub appearance - Muppets must have known things were going to change, promptly snapping up Solanke who has now scored 12 points in the two Nightmare weeks since...
 
TOP TEAMS this week
Team/ManagerPoints
PSW memories
Barbara Willingham
24
Swiffer
Andrew White
22
The Magical LOEs
Eloise Willingham
18
Relegation Terrorists
Paul Willingham
18
Keep Calm And Mkhitaryan
Trevor Matthews
18
TOP PLAYERS this week
NameTeamPoints
Mamadou SakhoCRYSTAL PALACE16
Dominic SolankeBOURNEMOUTH9
Phil BardsleyBURNLEY9
Ben MeeBURNLEY9
Erik PietersBURNLEY9
Nick PopeBURNLEY9
James TarkowskiBURNLEY9
 
NIGHTMARE SOCCER - free fantasy football with a sense of humour
 
ENTRY STILL OPEN FOR THE NEW SEASON
Our existing Managers are under way, but you can enter Nightmare Soccer at any time - your Nightmare 11 will be entered into a new Division with other new teams so you're not at a disadvantage even when the season has started.

Click the Join Now link above to join the fun, read about Nightmare Soccer below and/or click the About link to find out more...
 
he's having a nightmare!
As football fans we’ve all experienced that feeling of exasperation when your star striker misses a sitter, puts a penalty past the post or just goes missing for 90 minutes. The sudden onset of desperation when your centre back nods the ball over your ‘keeper into his own net, and the deflation when your captain is sent off for a silly second yellow just when it looks like your team’s getting back into the match.

Well now you can turn these Nightmare events to your advantage... play Nightmare Soccer now!
 
what's it about?
Nightmare Soccer challenges you to pick the worst team possible from the Premier League. Pick your selection of unlikely lads to make up your Nightmare 11 - then sit back and watch them perform... disastrously, you hope! You gain points from your players’ misfortunes - if your forwards can’t score, they’ll be doing well in Nightmare Soccer. If your goalkeeper is conceding lots of goals, he’ll be a Nightmare star too. It’s all quite simple - the worse your Nightmare 11 perform, the more points they get. So every time one of your players ‘has a Nightmare’ you can look forward to a successful week in Nightmare Soccer.
 
what does it cost and what can i win?
The rather sad hobby of one man for 20 years now, Nightmare Soccer is just for fun. It’s completely free to play and there are no big cash prizes to win. Our big winners receive an engraved Nightmare Soccer pint glass to commemorate their achievements; other prizes include mugs, key rings, pens, mouse mats etc.
 
build your unique Nightmare 11 in the player auctions
Did you ever play a fantasy football game, have an amazing week then find out your best mate’s got all the same players that did so well for you? Would Harry Kane have been so effective last season if he was playing for 13 teams each week, as he was in the fantasy mini league I took part in? When you enter Nightmare Soccer your team is allocated into a division with a maximum of 16 teams and we start the season with a bidding war, the gloves come off as you fight it out for the players you want. Safe in the knowledge no-one else in your division has any of your players, you really can enjoy your Saturday night on that magical day when one of your Nightmare boys misses a penalty, scores an own goal and gets sent off.

Once the season starts, you can change your team whenever you want, but you will only be able to buy players who are not already playing for another Nightmare 11 in your division. A new signing starts playing for you from the start of the next set of Premier League matches - so if you buy a player once a weekend's set of fixtures is already under way, he won't score any points for your Nightmare 11 until the next set of matches.
 
promotion, relegation, cup competitions and even the Nightmare Soccer champions' league
Because your team competes in a realistic size division, Nightmare Soccer gives you the extra challenges of aiming for promotion, to avoid relegation, and to qualify for Europe. Finish high enough in your division and you could qualify for the Champions’ League or the Eur’opeless League the following season.

If you’re awful enough to qualify for Europe, your team will go head to head with another Nightmare team on Champions’ League and Eur’opeless League match days. Unlike other competitions where head to head ties usually end in ridiculous results like 64-42, our innovative ‘goal scoring’ system means match scores are realistic and there’s a fair chance of ties ending in a draw.

Our domestic Cups follow the same format… the Sweet-FA Cup is our version of the FA Cup.
 
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NEWS + UPDATES
Week 14 - Champions into top 5
Week 13 - Hackers reduce gap
Week 12 - Woodenmen star, leaders have a 'mare
Week 11 - Muppets hit top 5
Week 10 - Hackers gain on leaders
 
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Ryan BertrandSOUTHAMPTON78
Jan BednarekSOUTHAMPTON76
Abdoulaye DoucoureWATFORD70
Jose HolebasWATFORD67
JoelintonNEWCASTLE64
Max AaronsNORWICH64
Ben GodfreyNORWICH62
Ben FosterWATFORD62
Kiko FemeniaWATFORD62
Issa DiopWEST HAM61

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WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Jamie VardyLEICESTER CITY-6
Charlie TaylorBURNLEY-5
David MartinWEST HAM-3
Kelechi IheanachoLEICESTER CITY-2
Ricardo PereiraLEICESTER CITY-2
Sergio AgueroMAN CITY-2
Antonio RudigerCHELSEA-1
Ben ChilwellLEICESTER CITY-1
Diogo DalotMAN UNITED-1
Sebastian ProdlWATFORD-1