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MATCH WEEK 6
Keeley Fyne takes the Match Week 6 Manager of the Week trophy with a big 113 points, just 3 short of the season's best. Captain Antonio Silva was inspirational with 26 points doubled to 52, the Bournemouth defender the first ever to hit a hat-trick of Nightmare Assists. Teammate Adrien Truffert chipped in with 15 and all Keeley's 11 scored at least 3 points. Keeley is up a big 11 places to 9th overall. Colette Anthony is 2nd for the week, Marc Snell 3rd. Both Colette and Marc had a 2-point captain, so had to do their work throughout their 11s. 66 points are enough to keep Simon Gardner top overall for a second week.
ROUND THE LEAGUES
We have a new leader at the top of the Nightmare Premier League in Richard Hancy. Liam Oliver has been hanging on, and after five weeks top Liam falls to 3rd. LOliver XI were a man short and unlucky to see their best performer remain on the bench. Zion Suzuki did well in goal with 7 points, but sub Hornicek scored 19. Richard, meanwhile, had three boys score -1, but no less than four in double figures. Roefs 13, McAtee 12, Lindelof 11, Isidor 10. Colette Anthony is up three places in 2nd, last season's big two each drop a spot... Matt Woodmansey to 4th, Jonathan Andrews to 5th. While Jonathan is just 38 from top spot, Mr Magoo are also a mere 8 points outside the relegation zone.

While the top Nightmare teams in our Premier League are usually at the top of the Overall League or very close to it, Richard's 348 sees him 12th overall and would not even be good enough for a promotion place in any one of our other divisions. At the foot, Chris Bounds remains bottom but is 3rd best for the week. Eloise Willingham climbs out of the relegation spots, replaced by brother Oliver.

No change in the top three in the Nightmare Championship, or the bottom three. Patrick Reilly stays top but Cameron Patrick shaves 30 points off the gap (now 12). Garry Simpson is 2nd best, as he was last week, but remains bottom for now.

No change in the top three in League One either. Keeley Fyne's MotW performance moves her up to 4th and 12 points off the promotion spots. Rosalie Pearson stays bottom but is now just 2 points behind Alan Walker. Benjamin Williamson moves out of the drop zone, James Willingham back in with the worst score anywhere this week, 5 points. Four hit the negatives... Vuskovic -4, Nicolas Jackson -3, Gelhardt -2, Ndoye -2. Captain Victor Torp did play but failed to score so had his zero points doubled up to, well, zero.

Simon Gardner stays top in Nightmare League Two, Howard Thomas climbs to 2nd at the expense of Andy Teale. Charlotte Halsey top-scored for the division and climbs to 6th.
LEAGUE TABLES
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueThe MuppetsRichard Hancy34872
Nightmare ChampionshipBlack Cats among the SeagullsPatrick Reilly43658
Nightmare League OneThe Cat FlapsFrodo Willingham43467
Nightmare League TwoMantipoedean AlbionSimon Gardner44566
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
Euro FynestKeeley Fyne113
Nightmare NovicesColette Anthony97
England neverbesMarc Snell96
Northern LightsCharlotte Halsey93
The ExperiMentalsCameron Patrick88
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
Rodrigo BentancurTOTTENHAM27
Antonio SilvaBOURNEMOUTH26
Sorba ThomasHULL CITY23
Ryan ChristieBOURNEMOUTH20
Ryan GravenberchLIVERPOOL19
Lukas HornicekNEWCASTLE19
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Sorba ThomasHULL CITY6923
Rodrigo BentancurTOTTENHAM6727
Lewis MileyNEWCASTLE618
Abdul FatawuIPSWICH56
Antonio SilvaBOURNEMOUTH5526
Adam SmithBOURNEMOUTH5415
Djordje PetrovicBOURNEMOUTH5315
Malick ThiawNEWCASTLE5217
Victor LindelofASTON V.5111
Lisandro MartinezMAN UNITED4910
Jacob GreavesIPSWICH49
Ryan GravenberchLIVERPOOL4919
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Erling HaalandMAN CITY-13-3
Stephen MfuniCOVENTRY CITY-10-7
Luka VuskovicBRIGHTON-8-4
Jack HinshelwoodBRIGHTON-7
Jaouen HadjamBRIGHTON-7-7
Maxim De CuyperBRIGHTON-7-8
Jayden BogleLEEDS-77
James TarkowskiEVERTON-64
Cristhian MosqueraARSENAL-4
Nobel MendyHULL CITY-45
Marc GuehiMAN CITY-4-3
Jeremy DokuMAN CITY-4-4
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Pau TorresASTON V.5.33
Taiwo AwoniyiCOVENTRY CITY5.67
Lucas BergvallTOTTENHAM5.67
Ryan ChristieBOURNEMOUTH5.67
Joao GomesASTON V.5.67
Adam SmithBOURNEMOUTH5.67
Sean SteurNEWCASTLE5.67
Jurrien TimberARSENAL5.67
Tyler AdamsBOURNEMOUTH5.75
Matty CashASTON V.5.80
Daizen MaedaIPSWICH5.80
Lisandro MartinezMAN UNITED5.80
Ephron Mason-ClarkCOVENTRY CITY5.80
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Rayan CherkiMAN CITY7.83
Joao PedroCHELSEA7.80
Pascal GroßBRIGHTON7.67
Erling HaalandMAN CITY7.67
Mohamed BelloumiHULL CITY7.50
Diego GomezBRIGHTON7.50
James TarkowskiEVERTON7.50
Konstantinos TzolakisHULL CITY7.50
Elliot AndersonMAN CITY7.33
Marc GuehiMAN CITY7.33
Vitaly JaneltBRENTFORD7.33
Cole PalmerCHELSEA7.33
Morgan RogersCHELSEA7.33
Bukayo SakaARSENAL7.33
Luka VuskovicBRIGHTON7.33
Malick YalcouyeBRIGHTON7.33

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