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MATCH WEEK 33
Bumper start for Match Week 23 for the Wolves boys in action, going down 4-0 at West Ham. So not so good if you have Hammers in your Nightmare 11, especially Mavropanos whose 2 goals, clean sheet and 9/10 performance rating saw him score -19 points. Only The Muppets have him in their squad, though, and it looks a very wise decision from Richard Hancy to make Konstaninos the last sub. That said, Richard also left out Wolves boys Sa (11 points), Tchatchoua (13) and Mane (7). Time will tell if any of those come on.

Top of the board after the one match is Garry Simpson with 38 from three Wolves - Tchatchoua (13), Mosquera (13), Joao Gomes (12) - though Blackheart Brewery did also have Soucek score zero.

Lots more to come this weekend...
UPCOMING MATCH WEEKS
OK so while certain other 'fantasy' competitions have a double Gameweek followed by a blank Gameweek on the horizon, that's not the case for Nightmare Soccer. There's really no need. It does mean, however, that here will be a super-quick turnaround between our Match Week 34 and Match Week 35...

Match Week 33

Fri 10/04 - Mon 13/04

Match Week 34

Sat 18/04 - Mon 20/04

Match Week 35

Tue 21/04 - Mon 27/04
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueMr MagooJonathan Andrews205720
Nightmare ChampionshipLooking Through A Glass O’NienChris Bounds18592
Nightmare League OneSwifferAndrew White171512
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
Blackheart Brewery FCGarry Simpson38
Cudnt Hit A Cows Bum With A BanjoGary Pearson27
Traitors and SurvivorsEloise Willingham21
Ipswich InvinciblesJames Willingham20
Mr MagooJonathan Andrews20
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
Yerson MosqueraWOLVES13
Jackson TchatchouaWOLVES13
Joao GomesWOLVES12
Santiago BuenoWOLVES11
Hugo BuenoWOLVES11
Ladislav KrejciWOLVES11
Jose SaWOLVES11
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Maxime EsteveBURNLEY209
Kyle WalkerBURNLEY198
Sander BergeFULHAM196
Martin DubravkaBURNLEY195
AndreWOLVES19110
Josh LaurentBURNLEY190
Lesley UgochukwuBURNLEY181
Guglielmo VicarioTOTTENHAM178
Jorgen Strand LarsenCRYSTAL P.177
Joao GomesWOLVES17712
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
GabrielARSENAL-7
Walter BenitezCRYSTAL P.-7
Tom EdozieWOLVES-21
Max DowmanARSENAL-1
Callum OlusesiTOTTENHAM0
Sasa KalajdzicWOLVES0
Jamaldeen Jimoh-AlobaASTON V.0
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
John VictorNOTT'M FOREST5.40
Altay BayindirMAN UNITED5.50
Tyrique GeorgeEVERTON5.50
Fer LopezWOLVES5.50
Conor GallagherTOTTENHAM5.63
Daniel JamesLEEDS5.67
Luke O'NienSUNDERLAND5.67
Romaine MundleSUNDERLAND5.75
Hee Chan HwangWOLVES5.76
Leon BaileyASTON V.5.78
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Bruno FernandesMAN UNITED7.54
Erling HaalandMAN CITY7.46
Declan RiceARSENAL7.34
GabrielARSENAL7.25
Jeremy DokuMAN CITY7.24
Bukayo SakaARSENAL7.19
Phil FodenMAN CITY7.14
James GarnerEVERTON7.13
Patrick DorguMAN UNITED7.13
Rayan Ait-NouriMAN CITY7.10
Elliot AndersonNOTT'M FOREST7.06
Boubacar KamaraASTON V.7.06
Rayan CherkiMAN CITY7.06
Antoine SemenyoMAN CITY7.03
Dominik SzoboszlaiLIVERPOOL7.03

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