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MATCH WEEK 17: MATT HANGING ON AS ALEX TAKES WEEKLY TROPHY
Match Week 17 is complete. Super tight at the top between the big three, with Jonathan Andrews rueing a late -3 for Bernd Leno and Dominic Calvert-Lewin coming off Mr Magoo's bench with -7 points. Jonathan stays 3rd but is now only 8 points behind Matt Woodmansey in top spot, with Colette Anthony in between and just a point behind Matt. Meanwhile the top three's previously widening gap to 4th is significantly reduced with 4th placed Alex Metzger taking the Team of the Week trophy with 115 points, and 5th placed Chris Bounds third best for the week with 96.
ROUND THE LEAGUES
No changes at all in the Nightmare Premier League, but each of the teams in 2nd to 4th scored more points than all those above them. The gap between 1st and 4th that was 106 last week is now just 34. Bottom of the table Cameron Patrick was second best for the week to give The ExperiMentals hope of climbing the division. The two next best were Keith Fyne and Oliver Willingham, the two just below and above the relegation line.

Chris Bounds stays top of the Nightmare Championship. Chris has shown misplaced faith in Kyle Walker-Peters as captain recently, not a first choice starter for West Ham this season. But with both the Hammers' usual full backs now in Africa, KWP should get a run of games - he brought in 28 points for Looking Through A Glass O’Nien this week. Jorgen Strand Larsen's missed penalty and attacking-clean-sheet helped massively too (22 points). Paul Willingham is into the promotion places, up to 2nd. It's David Smith who drops out - slipping four places to 7th and just 8 points away from the relegation zone. David's team has suddenly been decimated by AFCON, injuries and the likes of keeper Sam Johnstone being dropped. Usually a strong line-up, Da Rovers had just five men play this week, and one of them got injured (Bruno Fernandes). Wholesale Nightmare Squad changes needed, and fast. Marc Snell is out of the drop-zone, up a couple to 6th, with David Metzger falling beneath the dreaded line.

Andrew White stays top in Nightmare League One ahead of Patrick Reilly by 16 points.
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueClem FandangoMatt Woodmansey115643
Nightmare ChampionshipLooking Through A Glass O’NienChris Bounds109596
Nightmare League OneSwifferAndrew White99781
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
Al's ArmyAlex Metzger115
The ExperiMentalsCameron Patrick97
Looking Through A Glass O’NienChris Bounds96
Relegation TerroristsPaul Willingham93
England neverbes Marc Snell88
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
Xavi SimonsTOTTENHAM30
Cristian RomeroTOTTENHAM24
Jorgen Strand LarsenWOLVES22
Chris RichardsCRYSTAL P.19
Lucas PerriLEEDS16
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Maxime EsteveBURNLEY130
AndreWOLVES12213
Emmanuel AgbadouWOLVES121
Jorgen Strand LarsenWOLVES11822
Joao GomesWOLVES11715
Jayden BogleLEEDS1155
Kyle WalkerBURNLEY1137
Sander BergeFULHAM1093
Max KilmanWEST HAM10811
Xavi SimonsTOTTENHAM10730
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Erling HaalandMAN CITY-27-7
GabrielARSENAL-11
Mike TresorBURNLEY00
Sasa Kalajdzic.NOT IN PL0
Jaydee CanvotCRYSTAL P.0
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Altay BayindirMAN UNITED5.50
Fer LopezWOLVES5.50
Gabriel MartinelliARSENAL5.50
Jose SaWOLVES5.60
Josh LaurentBURNLEY5.63
Dilane BakwaNOTT'M FOREST5.67
Nathaniel ClyneCRYSTAL P.5.67
Issa DiopFULHAM5.67
Tyrique GeorgeCHELSEA5.67
Daniel JamesLEEDS5.67
Merlin RohlEVERTON5.67
Ollie ScarlesWEST HAM5.67
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Erling HaalandMAN CITY7.88
Phil FodenMAN CITY7.50
Jeremy DokuMAN CITY7.38
Declan RiceARSENAL7.38
Bruno FernandesMAN UNITED7.35
Rayan CherkiMAN CITY7.29
Ben WhiteARSENAL7.25
GabrielARSENAL7.18
Samuel ChukwuezeFULHAM7.14
Wesley FofanaCHELSEA7.13
Lewis HallNEWCASTLE7.13
Antoine SemenyoBOURNEMOUTH7.13
Dan BallardSUNDERLAND7.08
Reece JamesCHELSEA7.08
Boubacar KamaraASTON V.7.08

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