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| NIGHTMARE SOCCER 2026 - AND THE WINNERS ARE... |
| So as the season came to a close it came down to a two-horse race. That race went right to the wire, with Jonathan Andrews pipping Matt Woodmansey to the post by just 3 points. Well done to Jonathan for making it three Nightmare Premier League titles in a row, needing the final week's Team of the Week trophy to do so with 90 points. Commiserations to Matt and Clem Fandango who miss out by just 3 points despite taking the most TotW trophies (5.5) and spending the most weeks on top of the Overall League (22.5 to Jonathan's 14.5). |
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| NIGHTMARE PREMIER LEAGUE |
Champion | Jonathan Andrews | Also qualified for Champions’ League | Matt Woodmansey Colette Anthony Eloise Willingham | Relegated | Cameron Patrick Keith Fyne Gary Pearson |
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| NIGHTMARE CHAMPIONSHIP |
| Liam Oliver is a Nightmare divisional Champion for the second season in a row, taking the Nightmare Championship title. What a hard fought division this was, close right to the death. Liam only made it to top spot on Match Week 37, spending the last four weeks top to secure the title. Looking forward to seeing Liam in the Premier League next season, along with Chris Bounds and former Overall League winner David Metzger. At the other end, Barbara Willingham was in the relegation zone from Match Week 5, and bottom for 30 weeks, before completing a final- day great escape to condemn Frodo Willingham to Nightmare League One. Meanwhile, I just cannot believe I failed to get my own team promoted, Relegation Terrorists even missing out on the Champions' League in 5th. |
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Champion | Liam Oliver | Also promoted | Chris Bounds David Metzger | Also qualified for Champions’ League | Garry Simpson | Relegated | Frodo Willingham David Smith Marc Snell |
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| NIGHTMARE LEAGUE ONE |
| It was close for a long time but ultimately Andrew White pulled away to comfortably take the Nightmare League One trophy. Patrick Reilly will join Andrew in the Nightmare Championship next season... I wonder what two teams Patrick will pick for his next campaign, which is going to be an awful lot tougher than this one. Robert Metzger has had 3rd place nailed down for months. If there's to be a Nightmare League Two next season, James Willingham won't be in it. A final day 82 points, inspired by the most unexpected Captain Joker of Rico Lewis picking up 28 points, means James escapes relegation at the expense of Steve Phillips. Bob Thomas did enough to catch Alan Walker in 4rh, so both will be in the Champions' League next season. |
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Champion | Andrew White | Also promoted | Patrick Reilly Robert Metzger | Also qualified for Champions’ League | Alan Walker | Relegated | Steve Phillips Luke Andrews Tony Moore |
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| TOP NIGHTMARES | | Player | Team | Points | This | | Maxime Esteve | BURNLEY | 262 | | | Andre | WOLVES | 251 | 9 | | Kyle Walker | BURNLEY | 247 | 5 | | Jorgen Strand Larsen | CRYSTAL P. | 240 | 10 | | Martin Dubravka | BURNLEY | 230 | | | Joao Gomes | WOLVES | 222 | | | Josh Laurent | BURNLEY | 213 | | | Lesley Ugochukwu | BURNLEY | 212 | 4 | | Florentino | BURNLEY | 211 | 10 | | Sander Berge | FULHAM | 210 | 0 |
| | | WORST NIGHTMARES | | Player | Team | Points | This | | Walter Benitez | CRYSTAL P. | -7 | | | Tom Edozie | WOLVES | -1 | | | Callum Olusesi | TOTTENHAM | 0 | | | Sasa Kalajdzic | WOLVES | 0 | | | Jamaldeen Jimoh-Aloba | ASTON V. | 0 | |
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| TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING | | Player | Team | Ave. rating | | John Victor | NOTT'M FOREST | 5.40 | | Altay Bayindir | MAN UNITED | 5.50 | | Pedro Lima | WOLVES | 5.50 | | Fer Lopez | WOLVES | 5.50 | | Tammy Abraham | ASTON V. | 5.67 | | Tyrique George | EVERTON | 5.67 | | Daniel James | LEEDS | 5.75 | | Romaine Mundle | SUNDERLAND | 5.75 | | Leon Bailey | ASTON V. | 5.80 | | Hee Chan Hwang | WOLVES | 5.80 |
| | | WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING | | Player | Team | Ave. rating | | Erling Haaland | MAN CITY | 7.53 | | Bruno Fernandes | MAN UNITED | 7.51 | | Jeremy Doku | MAN CITY | 7.42 | | Bukayo Saka | ARSENAL | 7.24 | | Declan Rice | ARSENAL | 7.20 | | Patrick Dorgu | MAN UNITED | 7.11 | | Gabriel | ARSENAL | 7.10 | | Boubacar Kamara | ASTON V. | 7.06 | | Dominik Szoboszlai | LIVERPOOL | 7.06 | | Elliot Anderson | NOTT'M FOREST | 7.05 | | Rayan Cherki | MAN CITY | 7.04 | | Phil Foden | MAN CITY | 7.04 | | James Garner | EVERTON | 7.03 | | Rayan Ait-Nouri | MAN CITY | 7.00 | | Marc Guehi | MAN CITY | 7.00 | | Bruno Guimaraes | NEWCASTLE | 7.00 | | Anton Stach | LEEDS | 7.00 |
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Players must have played 23 minutes or more in at least three matches to appear in the Player Ratings charts. |