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| MATCH WEEK 7: A FYNE MESS |
| Keith Fyne becomes our sixth different Manager to take the weekly trophy with 91 points for Another Fyne Mess. It's a relatively low-scoring week, 91 points is the lowest winning score to date and 18 points from Elliot Anderson is the lowest top score for a player in a Match Week. Maxime Esteve takes over from Josh King as Nightmare of the Season with 67 points, |
| KNACKERS TAKE LEAGUE ONE TOP SPOT |
A change at top spot in one of our Divisions for the first time in five weeks and it comes in League One, where Robert Metzger deposes Alan Walker. Robert's captain Pascal Struijk was the best pick anywhere, with two Nightmare Assists helping the Leeds man to 13 points, 26 for Knackers as captain. Robert was, though, two men short of a full 11.
The top three have been close to neck-and-neck for a few weeks now. Knackers now lead by 6 points, with Andrew White and Swiffer up a couple of places to 2nd, Alan's ACW United one point further back in 3rd. At the other end of the League One table, Tony Moore moves out of the relegation zone at the expense of Steve Phillips. James Willingham remains at the bottom, though Ipswich Invincibles did score more points this week than any other team in the bottom six. |
| EXPERIMENTALS BACK ON BOTTOM OF PREMIER LEAGUE |
| After a couple of great weeks that saw The ExperiMentals climb off the bottom of the Nightmare Premier League and out of the relegation places, Cameron Patrick drops three places this week and is back at the foot of the table. Bringing in Benoit Badiashile and making him captain looked a crafty move, but backfired as Badiashile scored -2, doubled 'up' to -4. De Ligt and Sesko also scored minus points for the Mentals. Keith Fyne's table-topping week sees Another Fyne Mess climb a couple of spots to escape the drop zone. Matt Woodmansey remains top, Colette Anthony and Richard Hancy move up to equal 2nd, with Jonathan Andrews up to equal 4th. Eloise Willingham is the one to lose out, slipping a couple to 4th. |
| HACKERS + BREWERY INTO PROMOTION PLACES |
| In the Nightmare Championship Chris Bounds stays top, but it's all-change for the other promotion spots. John-Paul Meredith (2nd) and Garry Simpson (3rd) both climb two places, with David Smith and Marc Snell dropping out of the top three. Both suffered from unfortunate captain choices - David lost 6 points through De Ligt as Man United kept a rare clean sheet, while Jan Paul van Hecke's late goal for Brighton was seriously painful for Marc, van Hecke knocking 10 off England Neverbes' total rather than adding a likely 3 or 5 points had he not scored. |
| FANDANGO HIT HALF DOZEN |
It's another week on top for Matt Woodmansey and Clem Fandango, making it six for the season - five in a row. Chris Bounds stays 2nd and takes 7 points off Matt's lead this week, despite captain Kyle Walker-Peters losing his West Ham starting spot and only adding 2 to Chris' total. 26 points separate the top two, then there's a gap of 30 to 3rd. From there, just 11 points separate the three teams in equal 3rd and the team in 11th.
Good weeks for Richard Hancy, John-Paul Meredith and Colette Anthony who all climb to equal 3rd, and Garry Simpson who's up to 6th. Reigning champ Jonathan Andrews is back in the top 10 in 9th after hitting the second highest total of the week (77). |
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| TOP TEAMS - this week | | Team | Manager | Points | | Another Fyne Mess | Keith Fyne | 91 | | Mr Magoo | Jonathan Andrews | 77 | | Toffee Cottage | Patrick Reilly | 75 | | Knackers | Robert Metzger | 74 | | Looking Through A Glass O’Nien | Chris Bounds | 73 |
| | | TOP NIGHTMARES - this week | | Player | Team | Points | | Elliot Anderson | NOTT'M FOREST | 18 | | Danny Welbeck | BRIGHTON | 17 | | Lyle Foster | BURNLEY | 15 | | Morgan Gibbs-White | NOTT'M FOREST | 13 | | Pascal Struijk | LEEDS | 13 |
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| TOP NIGHTMARES | | Player | Team | Points | This | | Maxime Esteve | BURNLEY | 67 | 7 | | Josh King | FULHAM | 66 | 5 | | Robert Sanchez | CHELSEA | 62 | 5 | | Emmanuel Agbadou | WOLVES | 62 | 7 | | Danny Welbeck | BRIGHTON | 60 | 17 | | Altay Bayindir | MAN UNITED | 58 | | | Morgan Gibbs-White | NOTT'M FOREST | 56 | 13 | | Toti Gomes | WOLVES | 55 | | | Kyle Walker | BURNLEY | 54 | 7 | | Max Kilman | WEST HAM | 54 | 7 | | Elliot Anderson | NOTT'M FOREST | 54 | 18 |
| | | WORST NIGHTMARES | | Player | Team | Points | This | | Erling Haaland | MAN CITY | -20 | -2 | | Gabriel | ARSENAL | -9 | -3 | | Dan Ballard | SUNDERLAND | -9 | -3 | | William Saliba | ARSENAL | -6 | -3 | | Jurrien Timber | ARSENAL | -5 | -4 | | Tino Livramento | NEWCASTLE | -4 | | | Ben White | ARSENAL | -3 | | | Senne Lammens | MAN UNITED | -3 | -3 | | Rio Ngumoha | LIVERPOOL | -2 | | | Nick Woltemade | NEWCASTLE | -1 | -2 | | Marc Guehi | CRYSTAL P. | -1 | 5 | | Sven Botman | NEWCASTLE | -1 | -3 |
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| TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING | | Player | Team | Ave. rating | | Robert Sanchez | CHELSEA | 5.43 | | Altay Bayindir | MAN UNITED | 5.50 | | Jose Sa | WOLVES | 5.50 | | Josh Laurent | BURNLEY | 5.60 | | Dilane Bakwa | NOTT'M FOREST | 5.67 | | Tyrique George | CHELSEA | 5.67 | | Alexander Isak | LIVERPOOL | 5.67 | | Daniel James | LEEDS | 5.67 | | Wilson Odobert | TOTTENHAM | 5.67 | | William Osula | NEWCASTLE | 5.67 | | Tomas Soucek | WEST HAM | 5.67 | | Ao Tanaka | LEEDS | 5.67 |
| | | WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING | | Player | Team | Ave. rating | | Dan Ballard | SUNDERLAND | 8.00 | | Jack Grealish | EVERTON | 7.67 | | Erling Haaland | MAN CITY | 7.57 | | Antoine Semenyo | BOURNEMOUTH | 7.57 | | Jurrien Timber | ARSENAL | 7.50 | | Moises Caicedo | CHELSEA | 7.43 | | Mohammed Kudus | TOTTENHAM | 7.43 | | Ryan Gravenberch | LIVERPOOL | 7.33 | | Boubacar Kamara | ASTON V. | 7.33 | | Declan Rice | ARSENAL | 7.33 | | Malick Thiaw | NEWCASTLE | 7.33 | | Nico Gonzalez | MAN CITY | 7.25 | | Jeremy Doku | MAN CITY | 7.20 | | Hugo Ekitike | LIVERPOOL | 7.20 | | Daichi Kamada | CRYSTAL P. | 7.20 | | Richarlison | TOTTENHAM | 7.20 |
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