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MATCH WEEK 22: THE RETURN OF THE FANDANGO
A crazy old Match Week with unexpected clean sheets for the likes of Man United, Wolves, Everton, Leeds and Forest causing chaos. No less than 12 of us picked a captain who 'earned' minus points, with the pick of the bunch Cameron Patrick selecting Patrick Dorgu for a -22 point score. Ouch, ouch and again ouch. Cameron signed Dorgu this week, as did Frodo Willingham.

With no defensive players from any of those teams, Clem Fandango come out on top with 63 points to earn Matt Woodmansey his third Team of the Week trophy - Matt the first to achieve the treble. Super-sub Kevin Schade came on to top-score for Fandango with 11. It's enough to take Matt back up from 3rd to the top of the Overall League, and Premier League, though just 2 points ahead of Jonathan Andrews and Mr Magoo. Jonathan will be regretting sticking Senne Lammens (-3) between the sticks ahead of Petrovic (6). 35 is a disappointing score for Magoo, but it's 11 more than Nightmare Novices - Colette Anthony slips to 3rd and loses a bit of ground on the top 2. And it's certainly no longer a three-horse race, Alex Metzger's decent form continues with 56 the third best for the Match Week, and Al's Army are now only 7 points behind Novices.
CONNECT OFF THE BOTTOM
At the other end of the Overall League, another team scored that third best 56 points in Only Connect. The unlikely big hitters for Tony Moore were Nico O'Reilly (13), Gyokeres (10), Doku (8) and new signing Martinelli picking up 12 as captain. It's enough to see Tony climb off the bottom, where Rosalie Pearson takes over - and with just 11 points this week, Z's Eleven are already 36 adrift.
ROUND THE LEAGUES
Nightmare Premier League - as per the above, Matt back top, Jonathan and Colette slip a place, Alex closing on the top three in 4th. Eloise Willingham is up to 5th despite having four minus boys lose Traitors and Survivors 12 points between them, including captain Milenkovic (-6). Richard Hancy slips to 6th, four of The Muppets' back five are Wolves or Forest players and all hit the negatives. Again, captain included in Murillo (-6).

After we had a tie for top spot in the Nightmare Championship last week, Chris Bounds is back out in front despite playing with nine men this week. 45 for Chris is 21 more than Paul Willingham, who brought in three Man United boys to lose Relegation Terrorists 9 points. Paul had Lammens as captain for -6 and Terrorists also left a couple of 7-pointers on the bench. John-Paul Meredith returns to the promotion places in 3rd at the expense of Garry Simpson. Kelleher (15), Florentino (10) and Jaidon Anthony (10 as capt) did most of JP's work. Garry, meanwhile, left three of his four big scorers out of Blackheart's Nightmare 11. Verbruggen picked up 13 points while chosen keeper Pickford scored -4. Yarmoliuk and Gordon both scored 8 but not for Garry's gain. No positional changes elsewhere, though David Metzger in 6th had a great week with the second best, 58. That moves David to within 24 of JP in the promotion zone.

Andrew White maintains a healthy lead at the top of Nightmare League One, now 113 points, despite leaving out top man Schade (11). Patrick Reilly in 2nd reduced the dominance of Fulham players vs Everton boys in his line-up this week. And shouldn't have. Benjamin Williamson's up a place in 6th, Tony Moore is off the bottom.
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueClem FandangoMatt Woodmansey142963
Nightmare ChampionshipLooking Through A Glass O’NienChris Bounds137545
Nightmare League OneSwifferAndrew White124334
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
Clem FandangoMatt Woodmansey63
The Halibut flounderersDavid Metzger58
Only ConnectTony Moore56
Al's ArmyAlex Metzger56
ACW UnitedAlan Walker51
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
Caoimhin KelleherBRENTFORD15
Dominik SzoboszlaiLIVERPOOL14
Nico O'ReillyMAN CITY13
Bert VerbruggenBRIGHTON13
Danny WelbeckBRIGHTON13
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Kyle WalkerBURNLEY1505
Maxime EsteveBURNLEY1485
Jorgen Strand LarsenWOLVES1445
AndreWOLVES1427
Djordje PetrovicBOURNEMOUTH1396
Max KilmanWEST HAM1391
Elliot AndersonNOTT'M FOREST1352
Joao GomesWOLVES1333
Nikola MilenkovicNOTT'M FOREST130-3
FlorentinoBURNLEY12910
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
GabrielARSENAL-17-3
Nathan PattersonEVERTON-4-3
Erling HaalandMAN CITY-410
Sasa Kalajdzic.NOT IN PL0
Jamaldeen Jimoh-AlobaASTON V.0
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
John VictorNOTT'M FOREST5.40
Altay BayindirMAN UNITED5.50
Fer LopezWOLVES5.50
Tyrique GeorgeCHELSEA5.67
Daniel JamesLEEDS5.67
Hannibal MejbriBURNLEY5.71
Mads HermansenWEST HAM5.75
William OsulaNEWCASTLE5.75
Jadon SanchoASTON V.5.75
Benoit BadiashileCHELSEA5.80
Dilane BakwaNOTT'M FOREST5.80
Issa DiopFULHAM5.80
Douglas LuizNOTT'M FOREST5.80
Jorgen Strand LarsenWOLVES5.80
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Erling HaalandMAN CITY7.55
Bruno FernandesMAN UNITED7.47
Declan RiceARSENAL7.45
Vitaly JaneltBRENTFORD7.33
Jeremy DokuMAN CITY7.31
Rayan CherkiMAN CITY7.18
Phil FodenMAN CITY7.16
Lewis HallNEWCASTLE7.15
Samuel ChukwuezeFULHAM7.14
GabrielARSENAL7.13
Wesley FofanaCHELSEA7.10
Daniel MunozCRYSTAL P.7.07
Patrick DorguMAN UNITED7.07
Boubacar KamaraASTON V.7.06
Bukayo SakaARSENAL7.05

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