MATCH WEEK 31
What a weekend we're having... Sunday's results are in, pending video checks.

Chelsea v Everton to come on Monday night to finish off MW31. Most of us are hoping for a Calvert-Lewin hat-trick to put a dent in Clem Fandango's score.

MATCH WEEK 30: BISCUITS TOP THE PILE
It's a first Team of the Week of the season for Sergio Biscuits. It did take a doubling-up of Captain and Subs Jokers for Oliver Willingham to hit 115 points. Joachim Andersen was random-handed the armband to earn 26, while the five ostensibly left on the bench brought in 23 points.
FANDANGO's DAYS NUMBERED?
Since leading the Overall Table by 106 points at the end of Match Week 24 - the biggest the gap has been all season - Clem Fandango's lead has been eroded week-on-week. So this week is the sixth week in a row that Matt Woodmansey's lead has been eaten into, and as Watch This Space move another 25 points closer, the gap is now just 19. 3rd placed Such A Good Feline are only a further 11 points back, with a host of other Nightmare Teams outside the top three fairly well placed to make a push for the Overall Trophy.
Player Status Page - who's injured, suspended or otherwise unavailable?
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
TrapdoorHoward Thomas96
The MuppetsRichard Hancy94
Hammer HattersPatrick O’Reilly94
The ExperiMentalsCameron Patrick90
Clem FandangoMatt Woodmansey78
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
Heung-Min SonTOTTENHAM22
Daiki HashiokaLUTON TOWN19
Arijanet MuricBURNLEY17
Fred OnyedinmaLUTON TOWN17
Micky Van De VenTOTTENHAM17
   
   
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueClem FandangoMatt Woodmansey225178
Nightmare ChampionshipRelegation TerroristsPaul Willingham212426
Nightmare League OneSuch A Good FelineFrodo Willingham218946
Nightmare League TwoHammer HattersPatrick O’Reilly207394
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Jack RobinsonSHEFFIELD UTD247
Anel AhmedhodzicSHEFFIELD UTD2347
Dara O'SheaBURNLEY213
Wes FoderinghamSHEFFIELD UTD212
Jayden BogleSHEFFIELD UTD2105
Auston TrustySHEFFIELD UTD2047
Thomas KaminskiLUTON TOWN20311
Mark FlekkenBRENTFORD196-1
Vladimir CoufalWEST HAM1925
James TraffordBURNLEY186
Sander BergeBURNLEY1869
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Benie TraoreSHEFFIELD UTD5.00
Tom DaviesSHEFFIELD UTD5.20
Mason HolgateSHEFFIELD UTD5.29
Anis Ben SlimaneSHEFFIELD UTD5.33
Hannes DelcroixBURNLEY5.38
Kalvin PhillipsWEST HAM5.38
Sofyan AmrabatMAN UNITED5.43
Mason MountMAN UNITED5.50
Connor Roberts.NOT IN PL5.56
Pablo Fornals.NOT IN PL5.60
Odysseus VlachodimosNOTT'M FOREST5.60
Cauley WoodrowLUTON TOWN5.60
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Phil FodenMAN CITY7.48
Kevin De BruyneMAN CITY7.40
Michael OliseCRYSTAL P.7.27
RodriMAN CITY7.27
Declan RiceARSENAL7.27
Pedro NetoWOLVES7.25
Eberechi EzeCRYSTAL P.7.21
Mohamed SalahLIVERPOOL7.13
Bukayo SakaARSENAL7.11
James MaddisonTOTTENHAM7.10
Jack GrealishMAN CITY7.09
Martin OdegaardARSENAL7.07
Anthony GordonNEWCASTLE7.04
Oliver ArblasterSHEFFIELD UTD7.00
Ben Brereton DiazSHEFFIELD UTD7.00
Cole PalmerCHELSEA7.00
Heung-Min SonTOTTENHAM7.00
Callum WilsonNEWCASTLE7.00

Players must have played 23 minutes or more in at least three matches to appear in the Player Ratings charts.