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MATCH WEEK 29: CAT PURRING
Frodo Willingham and Cat on Delap take the Team of the Week trophy with 95 points, making the Cats our 15th different team to take the weekly trophy so far this season. Axel Disasi led the way with a 20-point haul inspired by an own goal. Kolo Muani (12), Jake O'Brien (10), Mateus Fernandes (8), Dominic Calvert-Lewin (8) and Ola Aina (7) were all strong while Dean Henderson was a decent captain choice, 8 doubled to 16. Top captain choice came from Alan Walker who has stuck with Morgan Rogers recently, mostly with minimal success, but Rogers brought in 36 points for ACW United this week.

Ominously, both our Overall League top two are on the leaderboard again this week, proving that consistency holds the key to glory. Jonathan Andrews equal 2nd with 78, Matt Woodmansey 4th with a point less. It means a third week in a row in top spot for Jonathan's Mr Magoo, but the gap remains slight at just 4 points. Things looked bleak for Jonathan when Maxence Lacroix scored for Palace, but the defender went on to concede a penalty and get a straight red on his way to 16 points, despite -7 for the goal. Matt, meanwhile, will be delighted to have seen Kyle Walker remain on Burnley's bench... Clem Fandango's chosen captain was replaced by Bashir Humphreys for 26 points.
ROUND THE LEAGUES
No changes in the Nightmare Premier League, where the top two now have a cushion of 75 points over 3rd place Colette Anthony. Alex Metzger, who went on a run that saw him chasing down the big two not long ago, continues his poor form with 36 points. Al's Army captained Karl Darlow for 3 points, doubled to 6, while seeing sub keeper Nick Pope hit 15. Keith Fyne, just inside the relegation zone, was just a few points behind the big two with 74. Keith still has 110 to make up on 7th place, though, to escape the drop zone.

Chris Bounds remains top of the Nightmare Championship despite being a man short again, and seeing his vice captain Andre take over the armband from out-of-favour Kyle Walker-Peters with zero points. As last week, 2nd and 3rd swap places so it's back to Paul Willingham as chief challenger and closing the gap to 52 points. Second best captain choice of the week for Paul W with Mads Hermansen (15 = 30). Frodo Willingham's trophy-winning week sees Cat on Delap out of the relegation zone, up two spots to 7th. David Smith drops in, with Marc Snell slipping a place to 9th. Bottom place Barbara Willingham is third best for the week in the Championship, putting up a real fight but still 91 adrift.

Andrew White stays top of Nightmare League One, 60 ahead of Patrick Reilly. Robert Metzger stays 3rd. Bob Thomas drops from 4th to 6th, allowing Benjamin Williamson and Alan Walker to each climb a place.
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueMr MagooJonathan Andrews185678
Nightmare ChampionshipLooking Through A Glass O’NienChris Bounds175345
Nightmare League OneSwifferAndrew White161038
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
Cat on DelapFrodo Willingham95
Mr MagooJonathan Andrews78
Relegation TerroristsPaul Willingham78
Clem FandangoMatt Woodmansey77
Dishi RishiBarbara Willingham76
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
Pedro NetoCHELSEA22
Aaron Wan-BissakaWEST HAM21
Axel DisasiWEST HAM20
Morgan RogersASTON V.18
Conor GallagherTOTTENHAM17
Michael KayodeBRENTFORD17
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Maxime EsteveBURNLEY19311
Kyle WalkerBURNLEY191
Sander BergeFULHAM1784
AndreWOLVES1780
Martin DubravkaBURNLEY17311
Jorgen Strand LarsenCRYSTAL P.1694
Lesley UgochukwuBURNLEY1662
FlorentinoBURNLEY1653
Joao GomesWOLVES159-4
Elliot AndersonNOTT'M FOREST1557
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Tom EdozieWOLVES-3
Sasa KalajdzicWOLVES0
Jamaldeen Jimoh-AlobaASTON V.0
GabrielARSENAL04
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
John VictorNOTT'M FOREST5.40
Altay BayindirMAN UNITED5.50
Tyrique GeorgeEVERTON5.50
Fer LopezWOLVES5.50
Daniel JamesLEEDS5.67
Conor GallagherTOTTENHAM5.71
Romaine MundleSUNDERLAND5.75
Chadi RiadCRYSTAL P.5.75
Hee Chan HwangWOLVES5.76
William OsulaNEWCASTLE5.80
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Erling HaalandMAN CITY7.58
Bruno FernandesMAN UNITED7.44
Declan RiceARSENAL7.33
Jeremy DokuMAN CITY7.31
GabrielARSENAL7.23
Bukayo SakaARSENAL7.17
Phil FodenMAN CITY7.14
Patrick DorguMAN UNITED7.13
Boubacar KamaraASTON V.7.06
Antoine SemenyoMAN CITY7.04
James GarnerEVERTON7.04
Rayan CherkiMAN CITY7.00
Wesley FofanaCHELSEA7.00
Pascal GroßBRIGHTON7.00
Marc GuehiMAN CITY7.00
Bruno GuimaraesNEWCASTLE7.00
Lewis HallNEWCASTLE7.00
Vitaly JaneltBRENTFORD7.00
RayanBOURNEMOUTH7.00
Dominik SzoboszlaiLIVERPOOL7.00

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