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MATCH WEEK 31: TEAM OF THE WEEK SHARED
Toffee Cottage and Da Rovers could not be separated on Match Week 31 with 77 points apiece. Rovers manager David Smith gets his hands on the trophy for the first time this season, thanks to a Subs Joker that brought in 23 points despite Michael Kayode scoring -3. Will Hughes picked up 18, Rovers' best performer, while Dan Ndoye brought in 8 points. Cottage manager Patrick Reilly has more TotW trophies than anyone except Jonathan Andrews, that's three and a half now for Patrick.

Not a great week for our overall big two, though Jonathan Andrews will surely be delighted to learn that Mr Magoo's 36 is a big 22 more than Matt Woodmansey managed with Clem Fandango, the week's second worst Nightmares with just 14 points. Matt's Burnley defensive players let Clem down big time, with -15 points combined from four, including captain Bashir Humphreys (-6). While Fandango's Nightmare 11 scored 14 points, the four in action that Matt left on the bench scored 22.
ROUND THE LEAGUES
Jonathan's lead over Matt at the top of the Nightmare Premier League - and Overall League - is now 52 points. I mentioned last week that anyone outside the big two needed to start making serious ground to stop the title becoming a two-horse race. 63 for Colette Anthony this week cuts the gap between 2nd and 3rd from 125 to 76. Positionally, the one change sees Eloise Willingham take over 4th spot from Alex Metzger.

Chris Bounds stays top of the Nightmare Championship, 50 ahead of Liam Oliver as, for once, 2nd and 3rd don't swap places. 4th placed Garry Simpson moves within 11 points of Paul Willingham in the final promotion spot. John-Paul Meredith's 74 points is second best in the division, helping Hextable Hackers up another place to 5th, equal now with David Metzger.

In the relegation zone Marc Snell's fortunes go from bad to worse, the lowest scorers in the entire competition this week with just 12. And that while his fellow-relegation-place holders David Smith and Barbara Willingham scored 77 and 67 respectively. Marc slips to 9th, England Neverbes a man short this week and with captain Dubravka (-6), Truffert (-4), Van Hecke (-4) and Gyokeres (-3) doing serious damage.

In Nightmare League One, after 16 weeks away from top spot, Patrick Reilly and Toffee Cottage move equal with Andrew White's Swiffer, gaining 51 points this week alone. No changes elsewhere.
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueMr MagooJonathan Andrews198436
Nightmare ChampionshipLooking Through A Glass O’NienChris Bounds181534
Nightmare League OneSwifferAndrew White168026
Nightmare League OneToffee CottagePatrick Reilly168077
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
Toffee CottagePatrick Reilly77
Da RoversDavid Smith77
Hextable HackersJohn-Paul Meredith74
Dishi RishiBarbara Willingham67
Nightmare NovicesColette Anthony63
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
Dominic Calvert-LewinLEEDS20
Will HughesCRYSTAL P.18
Brian BrobbeySUNDERLAND15
Gabriel GudmundssonLEEDS15
Lamare BogardeASTON V.14
Granit XhakaSUNDERLAND14
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Maxime EsteveBURNLEY200-3
Kyle WalkerBURNLEY193-3
Sander BergeFULHAM1927
AndreWOLVES1815
Jorgen Strand LarsenCRYSTAL P.1778
Martin DubravkaBURNLEY177-3
Lesley UgochukwuBURNLEY1751
FlorentinoBURNLEY172
Guglielmo VicarioTOTTENHAM1695
Joao GomesWOLVES1653
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
GabrielARSENAL-7-3
Walter BenitezCRYSTAL P.-7-7
Tom EdozieWOLVES-3
Max DowmanARSENAL-1-3
Callum OlusesiTOTTENHAM00
Sasa KalajdzicWOLVES0
Jamaldeen Jimoh-AlobaASTON V.0
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
John VictorNOTT'M FOREST5.40
Altay BayindirMAN UNITED5.50
Tyrique GeorgeEVERTON5.50
Fer LopezWOLVES5.50
Conor GallagherTOTTENHAM5.63
Daniel JamesLEEDS5.67
Leon BaileyASTON V.5.75
Romaine MundleSUNDERLAND5.75
Hee Chan HwangWOLVES5.76
Taiwo AwoniyiNOTT'M FOREST5.80
William OsulaNEWCASTLE5.80
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Bruno FernandesMAN UNITED7.52
Erling HaalandMAN CITY7.46
Declan RiceARSENAL7.34
GabrielARSENAL7.25
Jeremy DokuMAN CITY7.24
Bukayo SakaARSENAL7.19
Phil FodenMAN CITY7.14
Patrick DorguMAN UNITED7.13
Rayan Ait-NouriMAN CITY7.10
James GarnerEVERTON7.10
Boubacar KamaraASTON V.7.06
Rayan CherkiMAN CITY7.06
Dominik SzoboszlaiLIVERPOOL7.04
Antoine SemenyoMAN CITY7.03
Elliot AndersonNOTT'M FOREST7.03

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