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MATCH WEEK 38: TOFFEE BREAK THEIR OWN RULE TO TRIUMPH
Just one match played and Toffee Cottage take the Team of the Week trophy with a highly impressive 61 points. Patrick Reilly broke his own rule of picking only Everton or Fulham players for the Cottage - fair enough, given neither were playing. Seven Palace boys and three Man City players were in action - though Patrick would have been better to leave out the City boys, three forwards all on the scoresheet for -8 Nightmare points between them. I'm guessing Patrick will now be straight back to the transfer market to re-stock on Toffees and Cottagers. Keith Fyne and Another Fyne Mess found eight Englishmen in action to take 2nd with 48 points.
ROUND THE LEAGUES
11 points for our Nightmare Premier League leader Matt Woodmansey, 10 of them from captain Adam Wharton. Jonathan Andrews picked up 30 points from three players - just 2 for Bernardo Silva, 10 for Yeremy Pino plus 18 for Jefferson Lerma captain. It means with just two full Match Weeks remaining, the gap at the top is back down to 58. Keith Fyne's 48 is surely too little, too late, but who knows... Keith is up to 8th, 124 from safety.

A little more of a squeeze at the top of the Nightmare Championship where 2nd placed Chris Bounds scores 4 more than leader Liam Oliver, while in 3rd David Metzger earned 8 more than Chris. The three decent scores in this division (36,35,34) came from the three teams battling to survive between 7th and 9th. John-Paul Meredith in 6th, with zero this week, must really be sweating now.

Last week I commented that Andrew White was a pretty safe bet for the Nightmare League One title, as Swiffer opened up a 97 point lead. However, Patrick Reilly's Team of the Week showing makes things a lot more interesting. While Andrew did great to score 27 points from just two players, Toffee Cottage cut that gap to 61 points. Elsewhere, 4 points is enough for Alan Walker to leapfrog Bob Thomas in the two-horse race for the last Champions' League qualification spot.
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueClem FandangoMatt Woodmansey244111
Nightmare ChampionshipLOliver XILiam Oliver217110
Nightmare League OneSwifferAndrew White205727
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
Toffee CottagePatrick Reilly61
Another Fyne MessKeith Fyne48
Cat on DelapFrodo Willingham36
Dishi RishiBarbara Willingham35
Da RoversDavid Smith34
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
Dean HendersonCRYSTAL P.15
Tyrick MitchellCRYSTAL P.11
Yeremy PinoCRYSTAL P.10
Jaydee CanvotCRYSTAL P.9
Maxence LacroixCRYSTAL P.9
Jefferson LermaCRYSTAL P.9
Daniel MunozCRYSTAL P.9
Chris RichardsCRYSTAL P.9
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Maxime EsteveBURNLEY257
Kyle WalkerBURNLEY237
AndreWOLVES236
Martin DubravkaBURNLEY230
Jorgen Strand LarsenCRYSTAL P.2297
Joao GomesWOLVES218
Josh LaurentBURNLEY210
Sander BergeFULHAM204
Lesley UgochukwuBURNLEY201
Kevin SchadeBRENTFORD201
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Walter BenitezCRYSTAL P.-7
Tom EdozieWOLVES-1
Callum OlusesiTOTTENHAM0
Sasa KalajdzicWOLVES0
Jamaldeen Jimoh-AlobaASTON V.0
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
John VictorNOTT'M FOREST5.40
Altay BayindirMAN UNITED5.50
Pedro LimaWOLVES5.50
Fer LopezWOLVES5.50
Tyrique GeorgeEVERTON5.60
Tammy AbrahamASTON V.5.67
Daniel JamesLEEDS5.71
Hee Chan HwangWOLVES5.72
Romaine MundleSUNDERLAND5.75
Leon BaileyASTON V.5.78
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Erling HaalandMAN CITY7.52
Jeremy DokuMAN CITY7.48
Bruno FernandesMAN UNITED7.45
Bukayo SakaARSENAL7.21
Declan RiceARSENAL7.21
GabrielARSENAL7.17
Rayan CherkiMAN CITY7.13
Phil FodenMAN CITY7.13
Boubacar KamaraASTON V.7.06
Patrick DorguMAN UNITED7.06
Dominik SzoboszlaiLIVERPOOL7.06
James GarnerEVERTON7.06
Marc GuehiMAN CITY7.03
Elliot AndersonNOTT'M FOREST7.03
Rayan Ait-NouriMAN CITY7.00
CasemiroMAN UNITED7.00
Pascal GroßBRIGHTON7.00
Bruno GuimaraesNEWCASTLE7.00
Rio NgumohaLIVERPOOL7.00
Antoine SemenyoMAN CITY7.00
Anton StachLEEDS7.00

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