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MATCH WEEK 35: WEST PARK PREVAIL
Oliver Willingham tops the weekly charts and takes his first Team of the Week trophy of the season with West Park Untied. Oliver topped the century with 105 points, though it did require doubling-up on Subs and Captain Jokers. It was the Captain Joker that did it, as Robin Roefs bagged a massive 24 points, doubled up to 48 for Untied. Without that, Nightmare Novices would have topped the week with an excellent 92, no Jokers in sight, as Colette Athony keeps alive her slim hopes of getting close to our top two. Colette takes 40 points off the gap between Novices and top spot, but still has 112 to make up with time running out.

At the top, Matt Woodmansey returns to the summit ahead of Jonathan Andrews by 8 points. Despite missing out on 19 points from Kevin Schade, Matt out-scores Jonathan by 19 this week. Surprisingly, Jonathan's Mr Magoo were a man short. Not sure that can be afforded at this stage of the season.
ROUND THE LEAGUES
Matt regains the lead in the Nightmare Premier League, Jonathan 2nd, Colette 3rd. Eloise Willingham is up to 4th, Alex Metzger to 5th. Richard Hancy slips a couple to 6th with a clean sheet for Tottenham crippling The Muppets. Oliver's TotW performance sees West Park Untied look safer at the bottom - 130 points between 7th and the relegation zone. Cameron Patrick's The ExperiMentals, though, continue their excellent recent form with 81. A 130-point gap is probably going to be too much, but we shall see...

Chris Bounds is still top of the Nightmare Championship but the gap is now down to 28 points, with Liam Oliver closing in. This division has been so close that it's a big surprise we haven't had name changes within the promotion spots for quite some time - until this week. Paul Willingham drops out, despite playing a Subs Joker. David Metzger comes into the top three - though David himself had a couple of boys on the bench with 24 points between them, so could have done with that Joker. Barbara Willingham is finally off the bottom and continues to take a real crack at escaping... 68 away from safety. Marc Snell drops to the foot.

It's a pretty miserable week at the top of Nightmare League One for Andrew White with just 28 points, and with a Captain Joker played. Swiffer's top man in their Starting 11 was Joao Gomes with 7 points - not what you want on a Captain Joker week. Especially when you leave out Schade with 19 points! Meanwhile Milenkovic (-4), Van Hecke (-4) and Soucek (-2) knocked points off Andrew's total. In fact while Swiffer's 11 - captain joker included - scored 28 points, their three boys that played who remained on the bench scored 31. All that said, Andrew loses just 1 point to nearest rival Patrick Reilly who also had a miserable week with 29. At the bottom, Rosalie Pearson is out of the relegation places, up a couple of places in fact to 7th. Rosalie swaps places with James Willingham, back into the trouble zone. James played Donnarumma (-3) in goal ahead of Roefs (24).
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueClem FandangoMatt Woodmansey223263
Nightmare ChampionshipLooking Through A Glass O’NienChris Bounds202951
Nightmare League OneSwifferAndrew White187728
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
West Park UntiedOliver Willingham105
Nightmare NovicesColette Anthony92
Dishi RishiBarbara Willingham89
Traitors and SurvivorsEloise Willingham86
The ExperiMentalsCameron Patrick81
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
Trai HumeSUNDERLAND25
Robin RoefsSUNDERLAND24
Kevin SchadeBRENTFORD19
Granit XhakaSUNDERLAND18
Alejandro GarnachoCHELSEA17
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Maxime EsteveBURNLEY2405
Kyle WalkerBURNLEY2233
Martin DubravkaBURNLEY2172
AndreWOLVES2149
Sander BergeFULHAM2040
Jorgen Strand LarsenCRYSTAL P.2005
Josh LaurentBURNLEY2007
Joao GomesWOLVES2007
Lesley UgochukwuBURNLEY198
FlorentinoBURNLEY1901
Jaidon AnthonyBURNLEY1908
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Walter BenitezCRYSTAL P.-7
Tom EdozieWOLVES-2
Callum OlusesiTOTTENHAM0
Sasa KalajdzicWOLVES0
Jamaldeen Jimoh-AlobaASTON V.0
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
John VictorNOTT'M FOREST5.40
Altay BayindirMAN UNITED5.50
Fer LopezWOLVES5.50
Tyrique GeorgeEVERTON5.60
Daniel JamesLEEDS5.67
Romaine MundleSUNDERLAND5.75
Hee Chan HwangWOLVES5.76
Leon BaileyASTON V.5.78
Taiwo AwoniyiNOTT'M FOREST5.80
Loum TchaounaBURNLEY5.82
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Bruno FernandesMAN UNITED7.52
Erling HaalandMAN CITY7.48
Jeremy DokuMAN CITY7.30
Declan RiceARSENAL7.25
Bukayo SakaARSENAL7.19
Rayan CherkiMAN CITY7.19
GabrielARSENAL7.15
Pascal GroßBRIGHTON7.14
Phil FodenMAN CITY7.14
Patrick DorguMAN UNITED7.13
Boubacar KamaraASTON V.7.06
Elliot AndersonNOTT'M FOREST7.06
James GarnerEVERTON7.06
Marc GuehiMAN CITY7.03
Dominik SzoboszlaiLIVERPOOL7.03

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