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MATCH WEEK 25: NEVERBES ON TOP
It's a long-awaited first Team of the Week of the season for Marc Snell, England Neverbes hitting 91. Got to say well-deserved when you see Marc picked Alisson in goal (16 points) and Mac Allister as captain for 20. Top man though was Cristian Romero with his red-card-inspired 21. Still, Marc left out Mykolenko who's back for Everton, scored an own goal and earned himself 14. Second best, Garry Simpson who's in great form and now up to 6th overall. Joining those two on the podium is Richard Hancy, who captained the week's top man, Romero, for 42 points. Over half The Muppets' total of 82. What a call.
ROUND THE LEAGUES
In the Nightmare Soccer Premier League - and Overall League - Jonathan Andrews remains top. Matt Woodmansey does shave 9 points off Jonathan's lead. A disappointing week for Alex Metzger who'd been putting such pressure on the big two, with just 38.

Chris Bounds remains top of the Nightmare Championship, despite once again not fielding a full 11. Two missing this time. Plus Chris perseveres with Kyle Walker-Peters as captain, who picked up a single point off the West Ham bench. Garry Simpson crashes the promotion places, up two to 2nd. Paul Willingham slips to 3rd with Liam Oliver slipping out of the promotion zone, although scoring 50 points more than Paul.

Top three stay the same in Nightmare League One. Bob Thomas up two in 4th.
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueMr MagooJonathan Andrews167670
Nightmare ChampionshipLooking Through A Glass O’NienChris Bounds159876
Nightmare League OneSwifferAndrew White147881
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
England neverbesMarc Snell91
Blackheart Brewery FCGarry Simpson87
The MuppetsRichard Hancy82
SwifferAndrew White81
Clem FandangoMatt Woodmansey79
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
Cristian RomeroTOTTENHAM21
Jacob MurphyNEWCASTLE18
Matt DohertyWOLVES17
AlissonLIVERPOOL16
Yerson MosqueraWOLVES15
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Kyle WalkerBURNLEY1727
Maxime EsteveBURNLEY1727
Jorgen Strand LarsenCRYSTAL P.1668
AndreWOLVES166
FlorentinoBURNLEY16113
Joao GomesWOLVES1576
Lesley UgochukwuBURNLEY1528
Max KilmanWEST HAM152
Martin DubravkaBURNLEY1507
Djordje PetrovicBOURNEMOUTH1453
Elliot AndersonNOTT'M FOREST1459
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
GabrielARSENAL-16-4
Lorenzo LuccaNOTT'M FOREST-4-4
Axel DisasiWEST HAM-3-3
RayanBOURNEMOUTH-2-3
Alex TothBOURNEMOUTH0
Luca NetzNOTT'M FOREST00
Sasa Kalajdzic.NOT IN PL0
Jamaldeen Jimoh-AlobaASTON V.0
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
John Victor.OUT FOR SEASON5.40
Altay BayindirMAN UNITED5.50
Fer Lopez.NOT IN PL5.50
Tyrique GeorgeEVERTON5.67
Daniel JamesLEEDS5.67
Hannibal MejbriBURNLEY5.75
Hee Chan HwangWOLVES5.76
Dilane BakwaNOTT'M FOREST5.80
Issa DiopFULHAM5.80
William OsulaNEWCASTLE5.80
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Erling HaalandMAN CITY7.54
Bruno FernandesMAN UNITED7.45
Declan RiceARSENAL7.39
Jeremy DokuMAN CITY7.31
Vitaly JaneltBRENTFORD7.25
GabrielARSENAL7.17
Patrick DorguMAN UNITED7.13
Phil FodenMAN CITY7.10
Bukayo SakaARSENAL7.10
Wesley FofanaCHELSEA7.08
Rayan CherkiMAN CITY7.07
Boubacar KamaraASTON V.7.06
Enzo FernandezCHELSEA7.04
Samuel ChukwuezeFULHAM7.00
Amad DialloMAN UNITED7.00
James GarnerEVERTON7.00
Bruno GuimaraesNEWCASTLE7.00
Lewis HallNEWCASTLE7.00
Daniel MunozCRYSTAL P.7.00
Antoine SemenyoMAN CITY7.00
Joel VeltmanBRIGHTON7.00

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