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MATCH WEEK 40
We're done - just two Match Weeks to come. The Auto Jokers kicked in this week to fun effect. Team of the Week, U Kante Beat Me - bottom of League One, well not any more. 56 points on a Captain Joker for Matheus Cunha! 118 points this Match Week sees Luke Andrews 117 points closer to avoiding relegation - couple more Captain Jokers like that and it would be the most almighty escape.

No time to fully analyse just now... back during the week...
BUG ALERT
It seems we have a bug in the system where two Managers from the same division have been allowed to buy the same player, when completing the transfer at pretty much the same time. I'll therefore have to allow that.

That man, though, is James Bree - bad news, on his first appearance at least, for Mr Magoo and Clem Fandango as Bree scored -4 points as Southampton held Man City to a goalless draw. Love this from Sky Sports... "Man of the Match... every Southampton defender"!

Not going to fix this bug before the Summer break, so it could happen again in the last couple of Match Weeks...
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueMr MagooJonathan Andrews279477
Nightmare ChampionshipThe MuppetsRichard Hancy270255
Nightmare League OneDa Rovers David Smith256344
Nightmare League TwoLOliver XILiam Oliver253128
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
U Kante Beat Me Luke Andrews118
The ExperiMentalsCameron Patrick94
Relegation TerroristsPaul Willingham89
Norfolk N Chance Ewan Ritchie80
Mr MagooJonathan Andrews77
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
Nicolas JacksonCHELSEA30
Matheus CunhaWOLVES28
Wilson OdobertTOTTENHAM15
Antoine SemenyoBOURNEMOUTH15
Manuel UgarteMAN UNITED15
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Kyle Walker-PetersS'HAMPTON263
Taylor Harwood-BellisS'HAMPTON254-5
Dara O'SheaIPSWICH2455
Leif DavisIPSWICH243
James JustinLEICESTER2359
Sam MorsyIPSWICH2325
Wout FaesLEICESTER2327
Victor KristiansenLEICESTER2280
Max KilmanWEST HAM222-3
Boubakary SoumareLEICESTER2211
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Mohamed SalahLIVERPOOL-133
Dan BentleyWOLVES-3
Mattheus FrancaCRYSTAL P.-2
Max AaronsBOURNEMOUTH-1
Takehiro TomiyasuARSENAL0
Jason SteeleBRIGHTON0
Jeremy SarmientoBRIGHTON0
Jayden MeghomaBRENTFORD0
Romain EsseCRYSTAL P.01
Nathan Butler-OyedejiARSENAL0
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Ben GodfreyIPSWICH4.00
Harry ClarkeIPSWICH5.20
Ross StewartS'HAMPTON5.29
AntonyMAN UNITED5.33
Altay BayindirMAN UNITED5.33
Armando BrojaEVERTON5.33
Massimo LuongoIPSWICH5.33
Patrick DorguMAN UNITED5.40
Andrés GarciaASTON V.5.40
Hee Chan HwangWOLVES5.44
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Michael KayodeBRENTFORD7.50
Mohamed SalahLIVERPOOL7.28
Bukayo SakaARSENAL7.13
Bryan MbeumoBRENTFORD7.11
Antoine SemenyoBOURNEMOUTH7.09
Luis DiazLIVERPOOL7.06
Mikkel DamsgaardBRENTFORD7.03
Cole PalmerCHELSEA7.03
Abdul FatawuLEICESTER7.00
Morgan Gibbs-WhiteNOTT'M FOREST7.00
Nikola MilenkovicNOTT'M FOREST7.00
MurilloNOTT'M FOREST7.00
Nico O'ReillyMAN CITY7.00
Luis SinisterraBOURNEMOUTH7.00
Mark TraversBOURNEMOUTH7.00

Players must have played 23 minutes or more in at least three matches to appear in the Player Ratings charts.