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MATCH WEEK 33
We are all done for Match Week 33.

Comment to come...
UPCOMING MATCH WEEKS
OK so while certain other 'fantasy' competitions have a double Gameweek followed by a blank Gameweek on the horizon, that's not the case for Nightmare Soccer. There's really no need. It does mean, however, that here will be a super-quick turnaround between our Match Week 34 and Match Week 35...

Match Week 33

Fri 10/04 - Mon 13/04

Match Week 34

Sat 18/04 - Mon 20/04

Match Week 35

Tue 21/04 - Mon 27/04
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueMr MagooJonathan Andrews209457
Nightmare ChampionshipLooking Through A Glass O’NienChris Bounds191659
Nightmare League OneSwifferAndrew White176259
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
The ExperiMentalsCameron Patrick95
Toffee CottagePatrick Reilly87
Another Fyne MessKeith Fyne84
Traitors and SurvivorsEloise Willingham80
Blackheart Brewery FCGarry Simpson71
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
Lisandro MartinezMAN UNITED24
Moises CaicedoCHELSEA23
Jordan PickfordEVERTON18
Joao GomesWOLVES17
MurilloNOTT'M FOREST16
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Maxime EsteveBURNLEY22112
Sander BergeFULHAM2048
Kyle WalkerBURNLEY2024
Martin DubravkaBURNLEY2027
AndreWOLVES19615
Lesley UgochukwuBURNLEY19312
Josh LaurentBURNLEY190
Jorgen Strand LarsenCRYSTAL P.18710
Joao GomesWOLVES18217
FlorentinoBURNLEY1819
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Walter BenitezCRYSTAL P.-7
Tom EdozieWOLVES-21
Callum OlusesiTOTTENHAM0
Sasa KalajdzicWOLVES0
Jamaldeen Jimoh-AlobaASTON V.0
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
John VictorNOTT'M FOREST5.40
Altay BayindirMAN UNITED5.50
Tyrique GeorgeEVERTON5.50
Fer LopezWOLVES5.50
Conor GallagherTOTTENHAM5.67
Daniel JamesLEEDS5.67
Romaine Mundle.OUT FOR SEASON5.75
Hee Chan HwangWOLVES5.76
Leon BaileyASTON V.5.78
Taiwo AwoniyiNOTT'M FOREST5.80
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Bruno FernandesMAN UNITED7.52
Erling HaalandMAN CITY7.45
Declan RiceARSENAL7.33
Jeremy DokuMAN CITY7.28
GabrielARSENAL7.20
Bukayo SakaARSENAL7.19
Phil FodenMAN CITY7.14
Patrick DorguMAN UNITED7.13
Rayan CherkiMAN CITY7.11
James GarnerEVERTON7.09
Dominik SzoboszlaiLIVERPOOL7.07
Boubacar KamaraASTON V.7.06
Marc GuehiMAN CITY7.03
Antoine SemenyoMAN CITY7.03
Elliot AndersonNOTT'M FOREST7.03

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